He stated she (Lady GaGa) would stare at him when he cut her hair, with the scariest of eyes. The devil’s eyes. Michael Pooter, who cut her hair since January 2010, said in a interview for “Stylists of the Whores” magazine that when he confronted her about it, she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone….
“She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..“
“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*”
Michael, recently took his family and is living in an undisclosed location for the protection of his family.
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He stated she (Lady GaGa) would stare at him when he cut her hair, with the scariest of eyes. The devil’s eyes. Michael Pooter, who cut her hair since January 2010, said in a interview for “Stylists of the Whores” magazine that when he confronted her about it, she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone….
“She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..“
“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*”
Michael, recently took his family and is living in an undisclosed location for the protection of his family.
Just For Laughs…
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